BREAKING: FDA Discovers Skittles Factories Lacing Products With Cocaine

BREAKING: FDA Discovers Skittles Factories Lacing Products With Cocaine

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Today, multiple Skittles Factories were busted after it was discovered that they have been using cocaine to make their Skittles. The factories were busted after FDA Inspectors unexpectedly decided to inspect all Skittles factories nationwide.

Nancy Trace, a well known anti-drug resident in her late 50s, used this case to emphasize that all drugs are bad and should be avoided. In a HUZLERS exclusive interview she told us, “This is yet another case where drugs are being abused and it’s unbelievable, I eat skittles everyday for Christ’s sake, but now I’ve found out I’ve been doing cocaine everyday instead. If we don’t stop it now, who knows, Skittles customers might find themselves addicted to worse drugs like marijuana”.

The FDA has stated the discovery “disgusting” and “wicked” and has agreed to shut down all the factories that participated in the use of illegal drugs to produce their Skittles and further investigate all other factories. Authorities say it is impossible to tell which bags have been loaded with cocaine. That being the case, all Skittles products will be taken off shelves nationwide within the next few days. Skittles is estimated to resume production within the next few months, after all factories have been cleaned of illegal drugs and unlabeled ingredients.

 

 

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