Los Angeles, CA– Kobe Bryant, super star shooting guard for the NBA’s Los Angeles Lakers, has promised to not take one shot this upcoming season and will focus more on passing the ball, sources report.
Kobe, one of NBA’s most prolific shooters,has come under fire for the amount of shots he has taken over the last couple of seasons. According to Huzlers analysts, Kobe accounted for 97 percent of the Lakers shots last season, even with his season ending rotator cuff surgery in January.
“He doesn’t think he can do it anymore”(shoot the ball)”. An anonymous source said. “He thinks of himself more of a Steve Nash sort of guy now. Someone who can drive into the lane a pass the ball when he’s right under the basket.”
“He wants to play second fiddle to guys like Roy Hibbert, or D’angelo Russell.” The source went on to say that Kobe went as far as to get a tattoo of Batman’s sidekick Robin on his lower backside. ” He got it right on his ass. That’s who he want’s to be.” He saw how it worked when he and Shaq were on the same team and he wants to recreate that, because he knows it’s how he will win another title. The only way he will win another title.”
When reached for comment, Bryant stated “As long as I can just come off the bench, thats all that matters”, and quickly hung up the phone.